let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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