So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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