Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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