just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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