Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I love having hate sex.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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