From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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