I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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