sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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