Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
you guys were way drunker than both of me
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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