Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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