My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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