JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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