his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Do plants get herpes?
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