Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Even my vagina gasped.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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