My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
