Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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