At least make sure they are 18
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i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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