she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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