yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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