You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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go home
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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