Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
COCAINE IS GR8
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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