Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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