so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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