let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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