He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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