How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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