these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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