It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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