We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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