How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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