you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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