I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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