Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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