i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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