And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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