His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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