I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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