Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I want to be your penis for a week.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
