Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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