how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
nutella sex= disaster
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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