I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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