I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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