haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
