Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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