she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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