We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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