Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
