Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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