It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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