This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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