I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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